Post by Jai'byrd on May 19, 2011 14:03:22 GMT -5
So... yeah. 
Jai'byrds are an indigenous species that can be currently found in North Carolina, USA. They are predisposed toward things that are purple, made of dark chocolate (the darker the better), HorusRe, RPGs (both play by posts and RPG video games), purple, MST3K, cats, anything Ancient Egyptian (Anubis and Bast), griffins, building websites, playing copious amounts of Minecraft to the point they get nothing done, purple, drawing, writing, making bead jewelry, Eddie Izzard, purple, watching WWE while playing Minecraft, Monty Python, Star Trek, Catwoman (DC comics in general), SR-71's and P-38 Lightnings, and generally being strange and utterly random.
During the daylight hours they can be found teaching high school science and generally messing with student's heads. Before this they used to be a Zookeeper, that's where they get strange pets like a snake (ball python) named Monty and a tarantula (rose hair) named Demona. They also are owned by a cat named Pinto Bean. He controls the vertical and the horizontal - you will do as he says...
Ahem...
If you give them wine they will roll around and giggle then pass out. Do not poke if unconscious - will be very grumpy. Machine wash hot, then air dry. Void where prohibited, do not take while driving machines in Nevada. Possibly causes insanity and cheese.
Jai'byrds are an indigenous species that can be currently found in North Carolina, USA. They are predisposed toward things that are purple, made of dark chocolate (the darker the better), HorusRe, RPGs (both play by posts and RPG video games), purple, MST3K, cats, anything Ancient Egyptian (Anubis and Bast), griffins, building websites, playing copious amounts of Minecraft to the point they get nothing done, purple, drawing, writing, making bead jewelry, Eddie Izzard, purple, watching WWE while playing Minecraft, Monty Python, Star Trek, Catwoman (DC comics in general), SR-71's and P-38 Lightnings, and generally being strange and utterly random.
During the daylight hours they can be found teaching high school science and generally messing with student's heads. Before this they used to be a Zookeeper, that's where they get strange pets like a snake (ball python) named Monty and a tarantula (rose hair) named Demona. They also are owned by a cat named Pinto Bean. He controls the vertical and the horizontal - you will do as he says...
Ahem...
If you give them wine they will roll around and giggle then pass out. Do not poke if unconscious - will be very grumpy. Machine wash hot, then air dry. Void where prohibited, do not take while driving machines in Nevada. Possibly causes insanity and cheese.
